Saturday, August 19, 2017

Fit to Be Un-Tied!


One of my favorite black and white captions .. with many shades of femme gray inside!

Tuesday, August 15, 2017

Boys Will Be Boys .. Ms Mentia Will Be the Voice of Reason!


Well, sometimes my mother means well, but something gets lost in the translation!

Sunday, August 13, 2017

Irony in a Funny Way, or Funny in an Ironic Way?


Or does that mean the same thing? Better get Alanis Morrissette on the phone! NOW UPDATED!

Thursday, August 10, 2017

Think Before You Take that Midnight Train .. Going Anywhere!


I am finally get over a rough patch of sickness, and my brain is rebelling by being extremely silly!

Tuesday, August 8, 2017

Genderella and The New Wave of Reality TV


Lots of fun to be had when you watch unscripted Reality TV... the way Dee thinks it should be!

Sunday, August 6, 2017

Dude! You Got "The Treatment" Today! Totally Kewl!


It worked so much better than calling it, "The Sickness" I mean, who would be down with that?

Friday, August 4, 2017

The One About Sally Bend Starring in a Meta Caption With Another Author!


Well, something is definitely better than nothing I guess. When in doubt, go meta!

Thursday, August 3, 2017

Swap Class Pre-Requisites! A Caption from Olivia Lovely!


Sorry,  but I've been a bit under the weather. Here's a recent fun caption I received from Olivia!

Tuesday, August 1, 2017

Now *I* Am In Control, Joanna!


Yes, you. Joanna Cale .. if THAT is your real name! Well, it is going to be NOW!

Sunday, July 30, 2017

A Big Stuffed Bear for the Hair Apparent!


You have to watch out for the Fashion Police most of all. Instead of a ticket, YOU GOT SERVED!

Thursday, July 27, 2017

Welcome to the Opportunity of a Lifetime, Ladies!


A bit of an experiment for me, with a different POV .. "Now it's dark. Don't you fuckin' look at me!"

Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Pollywogs, Shellbacks, and Mermaids(?) .. OH MY!


You don't HAVE be in the Navy to understand this caption, but it does help! Learn more inside!

Sunday, July 23, 2017

Can You Prove that Evil Is Hereditary? I Can Answer that Question


I guarantee that the first 20 words or so of this caption are 100 percent true! Some others as well!

Thursday, July 20, 2017

I Wish I Could ... At This Private School!


Words really do matter when you make wishes, especially when simultaneous wishes ...

Tuesday, July 18, 2017

Well, You'll Never Have to Mow the Lawn Again!


Well, if perverted lawn ornaments weren't allowed, I definitely couldn't have a pool either!

Sunday, July 16, 2017

Chillin' in Mrs. Mentia's Pool While She's Away



Thank goddess you didn't eat right before swimming, or you'd get a cramp or something!

Tuesday, July 11, 2017

Sunday, July 9, 2017

The Battle of the Bigger Room!


You really need to keep updating your GPS position, or bad (good?) things might happen!

Thursday, July 6, 2017

Drink Your Worries Away!


Something sweet from Dee Mentia? Yeah, right! We'd been tricked by you before!

Tuesday, July 4, 2017

Dr. Mentia's Couples Therapy .. The Repost!


Perhaps you saw Belladonna's story based on this caption? Come inside and see the original post.

Monday, July 3, 2017

The First Rule of "Fight Like a Dude" Club is ...


not to talk about "Fight Like a Dude" Club .. duh? What's the second rule? Come inside and find out!

Saturday, July 1, 2017

The Compulsory Wish .. Guest Caption from Feargas!


When you want to celebrate your birthday .. in style!

Thursday, June 29, 2017

Who Do You THINK You Are? See Your TRUE Self Image!


Try to See Your True Self Image .. And Make the Adjustments!

Tuesday, June 27, 2017

Steam Cleaning Gets Out All the Wrinkles!


Want to read a personal TG fantasy of Dee's? Come on inside and read what she has dreamed about!

Sunday, June 25, 2017

Kidnapped and Drugged .. Compliance Becomes You!


The webs we weave in order to deceive .. or is that "to Dee-sieve" ??? Hint: It's both!

Thursday, June 22, 2017

Is There Anything that Nature Can't Do?


Why focus on "the why or how" this caption happened and just revel in the "now" of it.

Tuesday, June 20, 2017

Hosed at the New Job in Japan!


 Enjoy the career path and try to avoid any more occupational hazards!

Sunday, June 18, 2017

Absolutely Bonkers .. The Long Tea Time of the Soul!


Not Dirk Gently, but who doesn't love a good little mystery in an old English village?

You Didn't Even Get Me a Tie?!? Happy Father's Day Everyone!


It's almost like the former dad isn't even trying anymore! *former dad rolls eyes*

Thursday, June 15, 2017

Trapped in Your Dream World's Labyrinth?


Everything I've done, I've done for you. I move the stars for no one.

Tuesday, June 13, 2017

Blog Exclusive: An Experiment in Gaming Theory .. 9 Girls and 1 Trap!


You would certainly like those odds, wouldn't you? Double or nothing that you end up with ...

Sunday, June 11, 2017

Save the Haven: The (Hair) Sins of the Mother!


Is there a decade more skanky and yet fashionably female than the 1980's? I don't THINK SO!

It's a Woman's Prerogative .. to Change Her Mind!


Apparently I've been misspelling that word for 20 or more years! Damn!

Thursday, June 8, 2017

No Reason at All ...plus a bonus Thursday caption!


Well, since I had MADE the caption for Lacy, I should actually GIVE it to her, dammit!

Tuesday, June 6, 2017

Wendygirl .. The Heel Turn! aka Hear Me, O Mistress of the Night!


What do you want? Of COURSE I am going to be the epitome of femininity and evil! DUH!

Sunday, June 4, 2017

It Should Really Be Called .. Pandora's Tardis!


I mean, what girl doesn't want more storage space? Step inside for wonders galore!

Saturday, June 3, 2017

Brent Drank Lots of Brake Fluid, Said He Could Stop Anytime He Wanted!


I saw this picture, and then thought about the title wordplay, and I was 'off to the races.'

Thursday, June 1, 2017

Hunter Finally Got the Short End of the Stick! Plus Bonus Caption!


Come inside and see why even slight editing can make a huge difference in a caption!

Tuesday, May 30, 2017

Truth of Dare .. The Evil Dressing Room!


For me, this is the best way to deal with selfie pictures. Just straight on run with it full force.

Sunday, May 28, 2017

Maybe We Think a Bit Too Much Alike .. Right?


Clean mind = Clean body = Clean living! Come inside to see the dirty mind behind this caption!

Saturday, May 27, 2017

Making Our Projects Fail-Proof! It Certainly Worked!


It's guaranteed to give you perfect results .. whether you want them or not!

Thursday, May 25, 2017

Where in the World is .. Damien McQue?!?


This was originally supposed to be my return caption from sabbatical. Read about it's fall from grace!

Tuesday, May 23, 2017

One Big Charade? or One Kinky Wife?


This caption sort of just fell through the cracks. Not sure why though. It's pretty good!

Sunday, May 21, 2017

Before You Learn to Walk (in heels) .. You Better Crawl!


This is how a woman (or sissy) should pose if she wants to look the most sexy and submissive.

Thursday, May 18, 2017

Caption Giveaway #3: A Double Shot of Captions! 'Don't Cry!' and 'On Their Level!'


Something for Brittany .. and Joanna too! TWO captions for the price of ONE blog posting!

Tuesday, May 16, 2017

Empty Garden .. Can You Come Out to Play? An Experiment in Captioning


You can't succeed until you are afraid to fail. Come inside and decide for yourself this captions fate!

Sunday, May 14, 2017

Sneaking Into the Mentia Academy Is Easy .. Getting Out is Much Harder!


Wasn't sure what to name it, but that title sounds enough like click bait to get people to read it!

Saturday, May 13, 2017

Caption Giveaway #2: Sealing the Deal!


For Michael aka Melissa. Not all job duties are spelled out and you have to take one for the team!

Wednesday, May 10, 2017

Caption Giveaway #1 - Bathroom Mistakes!


For Keith aka Kyra. Most accidents DO happen in the bathroom at home!