Thursday, December 14, 2017

the 5th Stage of Grief! .. and Less Than Two Weeks Until Christmas?!?


Psychology hasn't been this sexy since Freud started smoking cigars! C'mon inside for more!

Tuesday, December 12, 2017

Nothing But an Empty Suit .. What is Really Inside? Dee Knows!


Ahh, machinations in the business world. Who'd have thought it could come down to this?

Sunday, December 10, 2017

Mom Said You Had to Sort Through an Old Box of Clothes


Something tells me there still might be some boys clothing to donate to the poor!

Saturday, December 9, 2017

Movin' On Up to the Least Side of Town!


Not exactly something you'd have seen on the Jefferson's, I will tell you that much!

Thursday, December 7, 2017

Rhonda, the (Victoria's) Secret Service Agent!


Great Reagan's Ghost! It's such a cliche now, but doesn't everyone still want an old president's ghost to change them into a female? C'mon inside and see how that worked out for Ron!

Tuesday, December 5, 2017

Winners Never Tie When It Comes to Breastaurants!


Anyway, nice to see the banker from Deal or No Deal make an appearance in another role here!

Sunday, December 3, 2017

Saturday, December 2, 2017

Found .. Guitar, Lost .. Manhood! OR A Flying V does NOT stand for a Vagina!


Made this one for an old friend on the Haven. Also, updates on TG captioners, the blog, and more!

Thursday, November 30, 2017

Three Cheers For the New Reform School!


Would there have been any doubt that this caption would be for Courtney Captisa? Nope!

Tuesday, November 28, 2017

Happy Birthday to the Magical Game Show's Under@ge Contestant!


Well, you certainly keep the years' supply of Turtle Wax. 
It'll keep your dresses shiny and water resistant, among other things!

Sunday, November 26, 2017

The Bimbo Shemale's Favorite Recipe! You HAVE to read this one! Trust me!


A wonderfully fun caption, and it came about because my eyeballs are getting older! YAY?!?

Friday, November 24, 2017

Ron Goes Black Friday Shopping to Dementia's Secret! Plus a bonus caption!


I hope everyone will join Dementia's Whisper Club this Black Friday. Membership has its privileges!
And what's my secret? I I have a knack for knowing what is (or isn't) in between your thighs.

Wednesday, November 22, 2017

Happy Thanksgiving to Everyone .. Even Those in Other Countries!


Everyone should have something to be thankful for, no matter how down and out you might feel!
(and no, that isn't me. It's Lorelei from Southern Charms)

Tuesday, November 21, 2017

He's Going Into the Final Round of .. Gender Swap Sweepstakes!


If she remembers her modesty, or lack of it, she'll do just fine in the bonus round!

Sunday, November 19, 2017

The Art of Pranking Someone When They Least Expect It!


I think that everyone can learn from this caption. There is a time and place for pranks, 
and when you land one, the recipient has to acknowledge how good it is .. 

Saturday, November 18, 2017

This Ain't a Scene, It's a God-Damn Arms Race! I'm Not Okay .. I Promise!


I'm in the business of misery, let's take it from the top.
She's got a body like an hourglass that's ticking like a clock.

Thursday, November 16, 2017

Did You REALLY Learn a Lesson? .. Yeah, Another Schoolgirl Picture!


It's only a disciplinary technique if the person receiving the punishment doesn't approve of it.

Tuesday, November 14, 2017

The School Girl Vigilante .. Strikes Again!


Who'll capture her? Could it be Elite Bounty Hunter, Ron? It's a TG caption. What do you think?

Sunday, November 12, 2017

It's Like This Every Month or So With You, Isn't It?


Well, this one we CAN blame it on the moon .. right Bob Seger? Not his beard though!

Saturday, November 11, 2017

Nothing That Creamy Legume Paste Can't Fix!


A Public Service Announcement for those recently turned into women .. from Wriggley's Gum!

Thursday, November 9, 2017

Maybe the NFL Was Right!


Guys really need to keep watching the NFL, no matter how bad the games are! See why inside!

Tuesday, November 7, 2017

Feminize Me Once, Shame on Me! Feminize Me Again, Shame On ..


.. the moon? No, definitely not that. Find out inside who gets the blame the second time around!

Sunday, November 5, 2017

A Corporate (and corporeal) Shift of Power ... Everyone's a Winner!


It's not often that everyone gets what they want in a TG caption .. or do they? Come inside!

Saturday, November 4, 2017

Thursday, November 2, 2017

Tuesday, October 31, 2017

Halloween Wishes to Everyone! Bonus Caption Inside!


I hope all your Halloween wishes come true this year! Don't let anything stand in your way!

Monday, October 30, 2017

Enjoying the Weekend .. Dee Sets the Agenda!


Might have posted this on Sunday night, but things conspired against me! Film at 11!

Friday, October 27, 2017

Easy Like Sunday Morning .. Autumn is Finally Arriving!


So I'm a bit early in posting this one! Maybe you can take the entire weekend easy!

Wednesday, October 25, 2017

More Than Just a Cup of Joe! A Mug Full of Kevin?


The best part of waking up .. in someone else's body! They're both good to the last drop!

Monday, October 23, 2017

Definitely NOT the Norwegian Blue! Remarkable Bird, idn'it? Lovely Plumage!


Wonder if the police officer is related to Constable Clitoris, from the Crunchy Frog sketch?

Sunday, October 22, 2017

A Fierce and Fabulous Future .. If Skynet Can Do Its Job Correctly!


A T-6969 unit is our only hope. Will we ever "be back" the way we were before? Come inside!

Friday, October 20, 2017

Night of the Return of the Revenge of the Bride of .. Helena's Bench Caption? Maybe!


Dee couldn't possibly make more captions about guys becoming girls by sitting on benches, right?

Wednesday, October 18, 2017

Say What You Want, Playboy Throws One HELL of a Funeral!


And truly, what a great way to pay our respects to a man that could be smart, suave and an ..

Monday, October 16, 2017

Mad Maxine .. Beyond Thunderdome!


Starring YOU! If you could have survived the biological pandemic and GMO apocalypse!

Sunday, October 15, 2017

Gallagher Would Be Envious of Those Melons!


Had a hard time coming up with a title that wouldn't spoil the whole caption, but this is punchy!

Thursday, October 12, 2017

A Secretary with NO Ulterior Motive? Amazing!


I'm following an example from a recent previously posted caption and .. simplifying some things!

Tuesday, October 10, 2017

Living a Simplified Lifestyle!


Who doesn't want to slim down their routines and live a simplified lifestyle ..

.. without complicated things to clutter up your space and your mind?

Sunday, October 8, 2017

Saturday, October 7, 2017

Thursday, October 5, 2017

For Amber and Dee, EVERY Seat is a Bitch Seat!


Sometimes it is much easier to make a caption when the trader supplies a great photo!

Monday, October 2, 2017

Who Gamed Who? The Political Feminization of Josh!


When you create certain terms to make a case, make sure they can't be used against you!

Saturday, September 30, 2017

Tweaking Those Unpredictable Nipples!


Well, I think I might let the title speak for itself. No other sales pitch need. Come inside for nipples!

Wednesday, September 27, 2017

A Swanky Yet Posh Wish You'd Probably Want Back!


Or maybe you wouldn't! She seems happier at the end of the caption than she did to start.

Monday, September 25, 2017

Sometimes It Takes Awhile to Accept the Inevitable!


Somehow, a one note joke became a much more poignant caption that I thought it would.

Saturday, September 23, 2017

Instant Alterations!


If you don't fit the clothes, the clothes will fit you ..almost immediately.

Tuesday, September 19, 2017

The Wedding Reception is Now Coming in Clearer! .. and an AMA!


I'd be much more inclined to attend weddings if they all turned out like this one!

Sunday, September 17, 2017

Wendell John, Hurricane Hunter!


Since New England is supposed to get some of Jose this week, why not move this on up!

Saturday, September 16, 2017

Spring Has Sprung Like an Enchanted Closet Filled with Colorful Female Clothing!


Not exactly one of Hemingway's best lines, but it certainly works well for a caption title ..

Tuesday, September 12, 2017

The Hens Determine the True Pecking Order! A Blog Exclusive!


I don't think I've EVER made a caption like this one, and I haven't even had my pain meds yet!

Sunday, September 10, 2017

Bimbo or Something Else? Smart Enough to Know the Difference!


Or protagonist can tell, how about you? Come in and decide for yourself!